I love reading, red wine and Selena Gomez. Uses too many emojis.īio: Looking for drinks and dates. He has made the grave mistake of thinking Grindr is the place where he’ll meet the love of his life. Hobbies include crying to the Call Me By Your Name soundtrack and having an opinion on the latest season of the Great British Bake Off. Grindr doesn’t care though, because he has a 4 in his name instead of an ‘a.’ You will never message this man because you value your life.įirst message: Never messages first. The masseuse comes in two breeds: The one who charges for his services, and the one who’s doing it because it gets him off. Like the escort, this man is out here dodging the Grindr popo to get what he wants. Wonder what he means? Shame about that emoji placement I literally can’t read it If you want the pleasure of hanging out with him it’ll cost you a few hundred quid and your self-esteem.įirst message: Yeah mate I’m not here looking for dates. This man isn’t even gay, he’s just pedalling his company for money. You thought the incredibly fit model 300 feet away from you is a genuine gay man looking for a quick shag like you? Silly boy. Both really nice I promise!!įirst message: Wanna come over for a horny fuck sesh? The escort Not fun, avoid where possible.īio: We never play alone.
This is a Grindr hookup and I am a university student I do not care about your marriage woes I merely want my hole. Sometimes however it is more awkward than seeing your ex in Soho smoking area, because you’ll have one gay who is looking to do it to spice things up and the other will feel like he isn’t loved which is why they need to spice things up.
If this is the case then honey you are in for a wild ride let me tell you this much. You’ll either find a couple who before meeting each other were both tops and now they’re looking to explore beyond this. However, whether both actors of this couple will actually be down for a non-monogamous and sexually liberated shag fest entirely questionable.
Now for those of us more open-minded, this can’t be ruled out.